I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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