I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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