so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Randomize
