actually, I'm a sock model
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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