I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
should my penis look like a turkey
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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