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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.

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  I'm that good.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..

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• (206): View more from Washington

  When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?

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• (646): View more from New York

  all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail

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