turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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