her vagine was all disorganized.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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