I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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