Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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