i think my mom watched the whole time
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Randomize
