awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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