sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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