gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Randomize
