I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
