ugly people sure do ruin things
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Randomize
