Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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