If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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