that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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