Fuck appropriateness.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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