Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
