you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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