Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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