you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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