In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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