there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Found your dick twin last night
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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