I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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