Please, let me fuck your mom
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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