I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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