Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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