Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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