So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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