I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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