Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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