Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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