you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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