I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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