How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Randomize
