how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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