woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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