But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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