insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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