ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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