We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
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