let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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