Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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