porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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