i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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