We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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