i may or may not be watching the land before time
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
There r osticjed everywhere
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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