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(513): View more from Ohio

i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky

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(217): View more from Illinois

Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.

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(360): View more from Washington

he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone

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(303): View more from Colorado

My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)

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(732): View more from New Jersey

apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"

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(217): View more from Illinois

i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.

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(773): View more from Illinois

ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!

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(626): View more from California

Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.

(1-626): View more from California

That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.

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