I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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