Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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